lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
Is it weird that I talk to my ex-boyfriend 300% more than my actual boyfriend and consider him one of my best friends and love him like any of my other best friends? Because I feel like people would think its weird…
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
yes-this-is-patrick: greentea-addict: itseasytoremember: meu-mix: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza
homurahomo: cronistic-tribute: homurahomo: sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples… jesus had fucking nipples, dude whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
fartgallery: I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself
kawhoru: trust me i know all about that hardcore gang life. i watched an episode of durarara once
If you're a Whovian whose favorite Doctor is NOT...
carryonmywayward-assbutts: A boy at my school who watches Doctor Who is convinced that Eleven is the best and everyone’s favorite Doctor. I’m trying to prove to him that Eleven isn’t everyone’s favorite.
oh fuck. My senior year of marching band starts really soon. :(
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
dont yell at me
thewholockgames: ninicanfly: bananakittywho: snaku: dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me instead of yelling try not yelling if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did i will cry no matter what. if you even raise your voice i will burst into tears
himapapa: in normal days im just like but in special days im just like
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
every high school au frerard ever: "I put on my Misfits T-shirt, black Converse shoes and black eyeliner"